Dating...

is bullshit repetitive what is your favorite color why did he stop calling me why does he call me so much what am I going to wear why is he snoring during this movie is there something in my teeth omg I have a wedgie ugggh he's 15 minutes late why did I call him 5 times in a row did he really pick this wack restaurant is he going to pay  for this date I wonder how big his penis is why does he keep checkin his phone I feel fat in this dress ooo the waiter is cute I should tell my friend call and say its an emergency I have to leave we would make beautiful babies why am I here I would so sleep with him awkward silence church hugs vibin conversations to kiss or not to kiss did he just touch me butterflies he looked better in the club 2nd date? good morning texts have u ever been with a man I wonder how many girls he's talking to right now unreturned phone calls the reholla forced conversation overanalyzing best behavior did I just put his last name behind mine to see how it sounds this shit is for the birds.