Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Tales of Zeta spokespersons to Winnie the Pooh/Sex Offender

You'reSUCHaNerd   In a recent convo with Kevin

  You'reSUCHaNerd   I said "Esther Rolle is the face of Zeta........and she represents everything they stand for...........a whole bunch of Mammies"

 GoalDigger Mhmm

  You'reSUCHaNerd   I cracked myself up

 GoalDigger LMFAOOOO ur a straight foooooool

 Beyond Belief Blessed Lmao

  You'reSUCHaNerd   *drops mic*

 Beyond Belief Blessed April I had to reup for 30 mins
Been up since 5
 Getting gas on my way

 GoalDigger Huh
 What do u mean
 Ur not almost here?
Liz...

 Beyond Belief Blessed No I needed a nap
 I'm like 40mins out

 GoalDigger O slept in your car?

 Beyond Belief Blessed Yes

 GoalDigger Ok. Be safe.


THE NEXT MORNING...

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Liz......
 With one step closer to your goals..........Fortitude my dude

 GoalDigger She sleep nigga

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Lol......
  That's all I had to say.........good day niggas

 GoalDigger Lmao foolery
 Go be constructive with ur day nigga

  You'reSUCHaNerd   What???
 That was inspirational message
 Like Rev Run in the tub
 Nigga I am about to go study for my LG

 GoalDigger Lmaaooo
 O ok
 May the force be with you
 That's all I got to say

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Shut the f up!!!!!!

 GoalDigger The force being God

  You'reSUCHaNerd   You seem angry today

 GoalDigger And not Yoda

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Lmaooooooo
Oh niggga

 Beyond Belief Blessed Lol I'm up now with all the damn beeps and shit

 GoalDigger See what u did Katrina

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Oh my bad

 GoalDigger She was quite peaceful

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Well time to get up.......time to get going

 GoalDigger Uggghhh

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Ps: winnie the pooh was one homosexual character
  Anyways I will talk to you guys later.........

 GoalDigger Fuck that yellow nigga
His whole gang was questionable

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Naw eore
 Was a nigga
That's why he was like.......hey pooh

 GoalDigger Eore smoked weed

  You'reSUCHaNerd   That nigga wasn't sad

 GoalDigger And needed xanax

  You'reSUCHaNerd   He just was mad........that them niggas was there

 GoalDigger I think he also had a learning disability
 He look like he read slow

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Lmaoooooooo

 GoalDigger U know u hated that nigga in class

  You'reSUCHaNerd   I did

 GoalDigger Took him 10 minutes to read a paragraph

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Like why the teacher calling this nigga
  Everybody be like ugggggggh

 GoalDigger Lolol exxaaccctttlly
  Riiight everybody was like damn not this non-phonics nigga
Eore knew he was that nigga

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Lmaooooooooooo
Whateva.......

 GoalDigger Gave him a complex, he got sad, started to smoke weed, now he even slower.

  You'reSUCHaNerd   That's you assessment

 GoalDigger I'm just stating facts
 Well I am a social worker
I get paid to do this shit

  You'reSUCHaNerd   That nigga still aint fuck with pooh

 GoalDigger Now Imma give u another break down
 Regarding pooh and eore's relationship

  You'reSUCHaNerd   ???

 GoalDigger In the early years of their friendship pooh and eore used to kick it more.
Eore was having some hard times with his girl.

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Right

 GoalDigger Pooh told him to come over. Have a couple beers&watch the game

  You'reSUCHaNerd   When pooh ever watch the game

 GoalDigger Little did Eore know that pooh was plottin on that ass
  Exxaactttly

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Smdh

 GoalDigger So Eore came over and Pooh brought out his best honey. Enticed that nigga

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Right
  Since then Eore don't really fuck with him tooo much

 GoalDigger While Eore was eating the honey Pooh laced a blunt with some angel dust. Knew Eore was a weed head and let him smoke that sticky icky
Now Eore high as a kite.

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Sooo Eore is the real victim

 GoalDigger Pooh commences to taking off that nigga tail...cuz it was held on by tack and u know that shit aint too comfortable
Eore wanna fight but he soo high and it feel kinda good. I don't need to say what else happened but the next day Eore is like wtf have I done and don't bang with pooh like that
Now everywhere he go he bump into pooh

  You'reSUCHaNerd   And pooh raped Eore
  Eore need counseling

 GoalDigger When he say "hey pooh" he really mean "damn not this nigga again"

  You'reSUCHaNerd   That nigga is depressed and suicidal

 GoalDigger That's my story and I'm sticking to it

  You'reSUCHaNerd   Lmaooooooooo
 And pooh want a thug nigga
That's why he keep popping up
  Eore is a victim

 GoalDigger Lol
 Yes Eore was taken advantage of
 And pooh is a DAN

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