Even Dandelions can be Roses?

When I was a little girl I use to walk through my neighborhood and pick flowers and put them in my hair....I use to collect them and give them to my mother....I use to put them in water and display them for the world to see....I thought they were beautiful.....

Til one day someone said those flowers you are picking are not really flowers. What you are picking are dandelions----a weed. Something bad, something that should be uprooted, something ugly, not worthy of the soil that it has rooted itself in.

Yes this hood girl didn't know any better.

However dandelion growing in the midst of trash, in the cracks of concrete, in unwanted places, even chaotic places is a representation of many woman everywhere.

So can a Dandelion ever be a rose???? I really don't know that answer to that question.....all I know is what is real....and through my strength and resiliency.....I am still here....

That's beautiful......regardless of whatever the circumstance or wherever my roots decided to implant and grow......

I don't like...

...trickery...fuckery...and all types of tom foolery...

...being at work with nothing to do but pretending that I'm busy (as I try to make blogging look official)...

...riding the bus when a handicap person gets on with a wheelchair...takes bout 20 minutes to lower the ramp, put the seats up, and strap they ass in...THEN they have to fumble for change!...

...hood preachers coming on public transportation and preaching about crazy stuff...I mean I know you're talking about God, but dhhaaaggg... I only appear to be listening because I'm trapped in this train car with you until I get out at penn station...

...rain....it's a black girl kryptonite...

...pumping my own damn gas... (wish I lived back in NJ)

...girls who are maaad ugly but have the cockiness of a 5-star chick...

...ppl who hate on my snookums Nicki Minaj... yeah I said it!!...

...broke lookin chicks/guys posting pictures on their facebook that make them look cute... hop of the camera tricks son son!...you can't bag in real life dude...

...movie theaters that took away the student discount or limited it to certain days... can a chick live?? damn!...

...paying for stuff....

...apple bottom jeans, dereon jeans... or any other kind of jeans made for the "black woman" shape... I ain't got no assssss!!! so they aint for me!!!...

...people hittin me up with absolutely NOTHING to say... (wasting my unlimited messages n stuff!)...

...ex-boyfriends, ex-hookups, ex-friends, ex-whatevas...hittin me up with the re-holla like we parted ways on good terms....naaahhhh duuuude...

...girls with no damn hair tryna get a slick back ponytail/bun...

...paying back student loans...

...people with stank breath all up in my face...

...grown ass folk with tiny-baby-tooth-lookin teeth...

...people from the burbs tryna ack gully.. (if you don't know what gully means, then step ya ish up)...getcho Carlton-Banks-It's-Not-Unusual!-polo-sweater-wearin-boat-shoes-rockin-assssss...

...parents trying to use slang...or still using slang that I taught them when I was in the 8th grade...

...getting the hiccups...like wtf?...how am I supposed to be hood w the hiccups?...

...running for the bus... I might do a lil hood jog, but I'll most likely end up taking the "L" and waiting for the next one...I ain't beat...

...people jockin me....where's your originality son son?...

...busted weave/wigs/however you'd like for me to refer to that racoon on your head...

...frenemies...

..."I feel fat" and "woe is me" days...

The Club: the Natural Habitat for Niggas

Katrina: T-pain
April: Right
Katrina: Lil wayne ... Suge knight
April: Lmao
Katrina: In the club felt like I was on a episode of Maury celeb look-a-like. And you know I turn from that shit
April: Lol Me too Hahahahaha
Katrina: Lmao I can't do it anymore....and the constant moving. If you aint get hollered at on one side wat makes you think niggas gonna notice you on this side. Soooo it requires a blog
April: Lmaooo write it and I'll piggyback off that shit Katrina: Lol Aight my nig we just gonna make it a series.... Y the club is not for young black professionals
April: I like that
Katrina: Felt like the croc man in a safari lookin at wild animals in their natural habitat. You know his ass is dead right. I aint trying b like him
April: LMFAOOOOOO I hate you. Ur life would be in vain if you got killed by a nigga. Just like he aint have no business swimming with sting rays, we have no business being social with niggas. We puttin our lives in jeopardy. Yo chicks were on stage pulling their dresses and shirts up. Niggas was smackin their asses ... Niggas AND girls. Put they head in their crotch. Chicks were pulling down their leggings and showing their thongs. Niggas was 2 seconds from pulling out they peens. It was just too much for me. Katrina: I know......blog my nigga and upload the croc man's face....as tribute
April: And this wasn't an 18 and up spot. This is 21 and over
Katrina: We will not make the same mistakes
April; They scanning ids type of spot
Katrina: Girls had on tu-tus
April: Right!!!
Katrina: And she was 300 pounds. Tru story
April: Was it the same girl?? Mine looked like precious. It was a circus. I did not enjoy myself. I sat down. I was too mature for that foolishness. And I enjoy a nigga spot every now and then. But that shit was sodom and gommora. Hood chicks smoking weed in the bathroom. I'm getting groped by passerbys.
Katrina: Lmao....mine was precious. Dead* at sodomn and gomora. Yooooo.......y everytime I thought somebody was cute.....he had gold teeth. Y a chick had on panties in the club
April: Yessss Straight panties iCANT yo. I'm doing lounges man
Katrina: Y!!!!!!!!!! And the dj proposed a tittie showing comp and hoes was whispering 2 they friends.....we should go up April: Noooo. That's how it was at Fuzion in philly, except no one had to propose. Birds were doing it on their own free will. I'm like you not making no $ off this boo. No one tippin u for u showin off ur bullet wounds underneath ur dress Katrina: Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! It was 2 much.....lounges 4 now on. I can't do the club
April: I got another topic. Niggas that ruin a good thing
Katrina: Oh my goodness. Debbie downer ass niggas. I can't hold my liquor ass niggas....2 the point we all have 2 go home. I always like 2 fight ass niggas. Or my fave.....niggas who r forgetful and leave crucial things home....like I.d or money....or bring things not needed like their boos
April: Riiight. I never have $ to go out but I always wanna go somewhere niggas. I don't have gas $ but I need a ride niggas. Always got something to say niggas. Yet when he get on phone don't got nothing to say niggas.
Katrina: Aint shit man. Omg!!!!!!! Tell me about it. The text message has killed conversation. Niggas really cannot hold a conversation these days.

To be continued...

Just a quick note about staying competitive

Sooo as I sit here waiting for my class to start at 6:30 I'm pissed the hell off!! My parents (or the Federal government) paid maaad guap for me to go to college to be more 'competitive' for finding jobs.... now..I have a job.. a good one.. and now in order to stay competitive I must attend graduate school. They pay for it...but right now I don't give a good COT DAMN!! I just want to live life for a minute. Who the hell wants to work all day then drag their tired black ass to school for another three hours, then spend the week feeling guilty about procrastinating like hell with bs homework assignments? not me...not me... why can't i just chill, go to the mall, visit folk/galavant n shit? damnnnn 28s!!

right about now...I just feel like eff staying competitive I'm just tryna play a game of spades or somethin... get me some chicken and veg out for real... lmao I sound rediculous..but I speaks the truth!

Daily Dose of Hate

For those who know me, you know that my car, G-Whip the II, is my heart. A rider to the end that has more battle scars than a Vietnam vet. I take my car and my driving very seriously, which in layman's terms means I have an acute case of road rage. I know my car isn't the newest model on the road. I know my car doesn't have rims. I know my car doesn't have sub woofers and it barely has a functioning passenger side speaker due to me bumping Biggie's Notorious Thugs a little too loud one spring afternoon. And I know you have to use your entire body weight to lean on the door just to open it in order to get out. But my G-Whip the II has character, so I don't need y'all drug dealers or uppity negroes in a souped up Audi or big body Lex truck with spinning rims to pull up next to me at a light and look at my car like it ain't shit and make me question where I went wrong in my life. If no one told you before, that is rude as hell. And you most certainly don't have to speed off as soon as the light turns green and cut into my lane, as G-Whip the II uses all of its strength to try to accelerate. I hope your cars get recalled due to bad brakes and repossessed due to lack of payment. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

This daily dose of hate has been brought to you by the number 3 and the letter C.

Wifey for Lifey: The Degradation of the Black Family

Be Blessed and Praise him because Today is what the Lord has made......

Good Afternoon all on this beautiful sunny Sunday ......after you have washed the club off....brushed the alcohol away....and put on Donny McClurkin to cleanse your soul to start another work week.....let's discuss something serious.....something that is beginning to plague our families, poison our children, and tear our community apart by the seams-----WIFEY for LIFEY!!!!!!

Now I am not one to judge other individuals lifestyle because we all have our own cross to bear, however it is just eating me up inside that we as as community are beginning to move away from the family unit.....It is like Group-think has taken over where the norm is now to get pregnant (baby momma), move in, and do all the duties of a Wife---but remain a girlfriend, a ride-or-die. Let's keep it real....because it's Sunday. You are nothing more than a glorified "bust it baby". I said so what (you can kindly leave the blog....if offended).

LADIES....LADIES.....LADIES....LADIES!!!!!!!

I cannot say this enough. KNOW YOUR WORTH!!! Why are you riding with someone so hard, giving your all, every last part of you for someone who is willing to fuck you anytime he likes but never value you enough to make you his wife. You have 2-3 kids with this dude ...God be my witness if I am a liar.....he will still hit you up like you nothing than a booty call. You shedding tears, updating your status on fb, twitter, telling anyone who will listen. But at the end of the day he tells you what you wanna hear and you are back to the same shit. "I'm his wifey". Imma get real PBS kids on you right now cause maybe I am the first to say it......GIRL YOU ARE SPECIAL.THERE IS NO ONE IN THE WORLD LIKE YOU. YOU ARE WORTH MORE THAN ANY DIAMOND, RUBY OR PEARL AND IF ANYONE CANNOT RECOGNIZE THE GIFT THAT YOU ARE THAN KNOW THAT AS LONG AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A STAR.

If that did not do it for you....do it for your kids....Little girls will emulate your behavior....and do you really want your babygirl ending up with Jay-Jay down the street with two kids, on TANF, trying to figuring out when did her dreams became fantasies.....think about it.....

GENTLEMEN.....GENTLEMEN......GENTLEMEN.......

I am so sorry....that you do not know how to treat woman....really I am. You probably never had a good role model yourself. So you just making the shit up as you go. But making babies does not make you man and never trying to own up to your responsibilities will only get you so far. I really think you lack positive self-efficacy. I am not even trying to be on some funny shit. I think you should work on your self-esteem. YOU ARE SPECIAL. and I am sorry no one ever told you that but please do not take your feelings of nothingness in your relationships. It not cool to treat others like crap just cause you never thought your were anything to begin with. I understand Life is hard. I understand you probably have had a hard life. I get all that. But why not try to make right of the life that is ahead of you. Instead of making babies like the shit is going out of style....Why not meet a nice young lady, DATE HER, and let a relationship bloom....and if she is Right then propose, and get married like millions of people everyday.

It just makes me sad....Real sad.......Did you know that 46.2% of African-American children live in single parent families while 12% do not live with a parent at all you do the math......the African-American family is becoming a dying breed.....

WE GOTS TO DO BETTER

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We need to give more hugs to the average children

So I was talking to a guy a few weeks ago. We were doing the whole conversation thing, trying to get to know each other and what not. I'm not going to delve into how wack he was at having a conversation because that's another post. Let me just state that if you are incapable of having a conversation beyond sex, movies, and music, then you might as well play Marco Polo in traffic. Its a deal breaker for me. Again...I digress. So I ask this simple negro a question; in my honest opinion I feel as though the question was very basic. "What makes you special?" Simple right? What makes YOU different from EVERYONE else in the world? What l i t t l e thing you feel sets you a part? I can rattle off a list if you ask me. But him...after like a 3 minute pause this negro says "Nothing." Wait...wait...<>...nothing? "You telling me there's nothing special about you?" *cue another pause* "Nah, there's nothing." Ok, yall. This is when it dawns on me that this negro is dead ass serious. There is no "sike nah" or no "I'm just playing." He was dead ass serious. He couldn't even lie to me. At least lie to me. I was just stunned. And I hit him off with the "ooooooo ok." I instantly felt bad for him because not only am I no longer interested in him (I can't continue to talk to a dude that feels as though he's average and is dumb enough to admit it) but he is living life feeling as though there's nothing special about him. That's sad. I guess that's the plight of an average negro. Too bad I can't relate.

What the world should have left back in 2009

I know it is basically March, but it is never too late to start doing better.

• Males rockin skinny jeans

• Lying politicians

• Illuminati

• DANs (Dehydrated Ass N****s) and DANeisha’s- there’s no reason to continue to act thirsty in 2010…have a sip of water my dude

• Radio rap music

• Racism

• The act of hating

• The use of the word Swag

• Recession & Unemployment rate

• Wannabe celebrities

• Anything that causes people to classify you as a n****

• Wifin in the club

• High gas prices

• McDouble-how you going to charge me the same amount of what a double cheeseburger used be but take away one slice of cheese?

• Remedial chicks calling themselves “Barbies”

• Making it rain in the club- donate to charity

• Brown people leaving the house without lotion

• White people putting leashes on their offspring

• The late night menu at McDonald’s when all I want is a dollar fry and a mcchicken

• Homemade weaves that look home made

• Dead beat daddies

• Ray-J

• War in the Middle East

• Selfishness and Crab-like mentalities

• N****s that are content with staying in the hood

• Meter maids that write you a ticket as soon as you walk away from your car

• Poor hygiene in the club

• Student loans

• AIDS/HIV and Cancer

• Overpaid athletes and underpaid teachers

• Education gap

• BS charges from cell phone companies

• Gang and Domestic violence

• Police brutality

• Overdraft fees and the banks that allow you to do it

• Trying to introduce me to your penis before introducing yourself

• Having rims and no savings account

• Beyonce

• Fox News

• Flip-flops after October

• Randomly smashin chicks and dudes

• Movie ticket prices

• Volunteering lies and cheating

• Pledging because you’re thirsty for letters…or peen…or cooch…or all 3

• Being fine with mediocrity



I just be asking myself questions.....

So Maryland was hit with 36'' + of snow over the past month.....and I understand the frustration and anger of individuals that had to dig out their houses as well as their cars.....HOWEVER.......the snow has melted....and I can now see the grass.....so I am just going to address some issues that I have noticed.....issues that have left me with feelings of "WHAT THE FUCK"......

I made a promise to myself that I was not going to talk about Black people TODAY....because I feel that my blogs have been becoming increasingly angry......and I love Black people....shit I'm Black.....but ya'll wrong.....and so let me begin

I just be asking myself questions.....

Why is it that there is no snow on the ground yet you still put a chair in your parking spot in front of your house.....NIGGA THIS IS NOT RESERVED PARKING.....WE LIVE IN THE HOOD!!!! Please kindly remove your dusty lawn chair that you had since the late '80s out from the street and return it to your front porch.....

I just be asking myself questions.....

NIGGA WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET???? The sidewalks are clear......when the snow was piled up and there was nowhere to walk then I could understand you walking alongside the curb.....however let me state again THERE IS NO SNOW.....so why are you weaving in out of traffic daring someone to hit you.....and got the nerve to give me the side-eye when your Northface almost got side swiped....I will hit you NIGGA and blame it on Gang violence....please dont tempt me......

I just be asking myself questions......

NIGGA why are you walking around still asking if people need to be shoveled out......let me state again THERE IS NO SNOW.....so no NIGGA I dont need my backyard shoveled it is FEB. and I dont plan on lighting up the grill no time soon......Please dont ring my doorbell again....

I just be asking myself questions......

Old Black people I love you.....I really do....my grandma is an old black person....HOWEVER.....it snowed going on three weeks ago....WHY ARE YOU STILL TELLING STORIES ABOUT HOW YOU WERE SNOWED IN.......we ALL were snowed in......that's why it is called a blizzard......if I got to hear one more time how the snow came to your knees.....and how your grandbaby had to go get your medicine and play your number........I think I might scream (no disrespect)

I just be asking myself questions.....

BLACK PEOPLE....WHY YOU GOT TO BE SO BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean I try to give you the benefit of the doubt....I do.....i really do......smdh.....

I am just gonna count the days until this shit ends......

You have dreams. I can respect that. I have dreams too.

We all know the person. Hell, it maybe the same person: from high school, college, off the street, friended you on fb/myspace etc. Their only dream in life is to become a rapper. I can respect that. I have dreams too. But son, if you inviting me to come see you perform at a strip club not only am I not coming but you cannot be serious. That's the only place that'll let you perform? Now I know everybody has to start somewhere and I could be coming off just a little coldhearted but let's keep shit real pimpin. You've been trying to blow up since them talent shows back in 03. Your skills were limited then and not a damn thing has evolved from it since. Your claim to fame is sittin VIP in a lame ass white club that spins techno while you post up sippin a Sam Adams light in a muscle tee that is an extra smedium. Why sir? Why? You a Certified Nursing Assistant by day and a D-list hype man by night. And No I don't want your mixtape. I don't care if it's free. No I don't want to listen to your songs on your myspace music page. Can't you see I always hit no to your facebook invites. I don't hit maybe. I don't even hit yes and not show up. If there was a "nigga I'm never coming" button I would hit that until Mark Zuckerberg sent me a personal email telling me to cut that shit out. Like Real Talk. It pains me to say this and if I'm wrong and you blow up, well shame on me; but for right now...give it a rest man. You've been trying for over 8 years and if it hasn't happened yet....well...*kanye shrug* If you get a job today I would never call you a quitter or the little engine that could not. I would call you a man that came to grips about his lukewarm talent that made an adult decision for once. That's something that I would support. Let's make big boy decisions, ok? Or just reach for a more suitable dream.

Fun? How many of us have it?

So I'm sitting here...in sweats...at my friend's house. It's friday night...and I am in sweats...sitting here...at a friend's house...who is a girl. Noooooo man in sight. *sigh* One friend has on a hair bonnet, so she is CLEARLY not going any where tonight and the other friend is knitting. I don't know if it is a sweater or a scarf. It is too early in the stages of knitting to tell I guess. It is only 10 something. Very early. Early enough to go out. And yet I am sitting here...in sweats...at a friend's house...who is a girl...not a man...and I am drinking moscato. I am tipsy which only means I feel like sexually harassing a man...until he feels unsafe...and awkward...because he feels unsafe due to a girl...that actually wants to sexually harass him. Maybe I should stop drinking this moscato...but I shall not. I will continue to sip and think about going home and not move to actually begin the process of going home. *sigh* I guess this is what moscato and repressed sexual desire will do to you. Too much info? I don't give a fuck. This my blog. I'll write what I want. The shit warned you about this blog anyway. You had to accept the warning before you could start reading the post right? Yea...so shut the fugg up. Ok, I'm getting a little belligerent. My bad. I'm frustrated, ok? I'm sitting here...in sweats..at my friend's house..who is a girl...on a Friday night...without a person that I actually WANT to boolove with. And the only things that keeps playing in my mind is:

1. Is this life?
and
2. Damn, I'm bout to run out of 'scato
*sigh* Tomorrow will be better. I actually have plans...BUT right now its a huge disgusting WOMP WOMP. I think I'll go home now...as soon as I sober up. This is too much...simply too much.

(pause) I am on my after dark shit.....(back to scheduled programming)

......I just wanna.......

Fall in love...and be love....and understand what it is to love.....

I wanna feel things......shit really....I just wanna feel......

I wanna be held....be kissed....and close my eyes and fall.....deeply into you....

Damn yo.....I just really want to meet you.....

I need to know what it is to have a heart filled so deep.....and desires realized...

I just want you to want me.....forever.....

Forever sealed with a kiss.........I guess I'm on some Cinderella shit......

Because I know that type of love can exist....and I know that I can give this type of love away....and I know that it possible for me to have love that makes me FLOAT AWAY----into eternity......you and me......forever.......

.....Just think about it......

I guess I'm dreamer......

Pretty unicorns.....scented rose petals......rainbows and stars.......

But I guess I can't be dreaming to hard......if I only met Niggas thus far......

But I dream nonetheless

What it must be like

...to be able to look into your eyes.....and melt away......to blown just by the scent and feel of your sweet breath on my neck.....and then I'm lost....and I have given you control....take the wheel here's my mind, my body, and even my soul----cause its yours now.....forever if you like.....

I aint even a poem type chick....but you inspired me to write.....

A muse you are....in every since of the word..... I dont even know your name.....or was it possible for love like this to unfurl....

Might I say it....You're perfect or perfectly made for me.....

I can't even think straight....I am drowning.....but please don't save me....

Cause I'm dreamer.....and I'll dream until I find you......

Cause I aint asking for much....just a chance to say I LOVE YOU
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Please take this apology....for what it's worth

we are together....but i want to be apart...i want to be not here..not there...somewhere...far (I guess...I second guess....I third guess...and then you call)

you say...baby I love you...you say....you are the world...you say....I am the best thing that happen to you.....and I nod....I agree...I repeat those things back to you....like a parrot....and an idiot....without a mind....without a soul....(do unto others..right????)....yo I am so sorry....really.....I am so sorry.....

breaking up...to making up.....and doing it all over again.....finding excuses....but who cares right....I'm just trying not be lonely......

cause I feel empty....I feel lost...I feel like I'm lying to myself....I feel as if.....I cannot do this anymore....

ever been surrounded by so many people and feel so lonely......yeah....I do....cause I am the worst person....and I know it.....

living a lie...finding ways to concoct happiness.....but never finding it.....finding ways to smile...but always faking it....

i have confessions....when we are together I close my eyes and think of him.....(damn I am sorry)......fucked up thing is I do not know who him is....or does him really exist......

yeah.....

Just take the apology for it's worth

I can't stand ya'll

I guess Niggas serve a purpose in this world......and by PURPOSE I mean kinda like we need Satan to know there is a God....we need to shit so we wont die from infection....we need to have meaningless conversations with people....just to save face.....

But I really cant stand Niggas.....like all types of niggas...Asian niggas.....White niggas...Hispanic niggas....Black niggas...professional niggas......if you a nigga 9 times out of 10 I have given you the side eye......but on to my point...

Here's a nice list that itemizes reasons why I hate niggas and why you should consider hating them too!!!!

1. A nigga will always be a nigga even when given opportunities to reform himself

2. Is it G or is it me? A nigga will try to say the right things at the right time and ALWAYS for self-gratifying reasons

3. Niggas aint shit

4. If a nigga lies to you he will never admit the truth even if caught red handed.....
*case study*
JaQuiesha has been noticing money has been missing from her purse. One day after work she catches her boyfriend FoQuan taking ten dollars out her purse and putting it into his pockets. When questionned FoQuan responded "I was putting the money in my pocket so whoever stealing from you wont know where to find ya money".....NIGGA WHAT!!!!!!!!

5. Niggas dont have any goals. Like their dream is to become a basketball star but they cant dribble a ball

6. A nigga always got a hook-up....or vice-versa trying to get a hook-up....NO NIGGA MY DENTIST DOES NOT DO FREE FRONTS IF YOU WASH HIS CAR!!!!!

7. Niggas ask to borrow the most random things...can I borrow 20 cent (true story)

8. Have you ever been in the club and felt a slight breeze on your neck....IT WAS A NIGGA

9. Niggas MAY be the most fresh person you have ever laid eyes on.....but more than likely he cashes his check at the Check Cashing Place......He does not know how to open a savings account.....and his idea of a long term plan is.....getting a new monthly bus card.....

10. NIGGAS have pre-paids......if a gentleman approaches you with a Boost mobile phone......RUNNNNNNNNN HE'S A NIGGGGGGA!!!!!!!!!!!

11. You will never see where a nigga lives....you know why???? because he is probably living with his momma, grandmomma, or baby momma......so he will drop lines like "I am trying comeover and chill with you"or "yeah I am at my homeboy's house"......(sidenote: If a nigga ALWAYS has a "homeboy" or "homegirl" that lives in your area.....dont fall into the trap...this is sign of a DAN)

12. A nigga might have a car.....but dont get in....It is a set up

13. A Nigga 100% of the time has a baby momma(s)....and she is 95% of the time full of drama.....

14. Niggas are funny and are a good source of entertainment.....I mean only with a nigga can you have a good spade game..... (I only claim this one positive aspect of Niggerism because....I am self-proclaimed truth teller)

15. Some niggas dont even know they niggas......

16. There are niggas that claim to be professional but if you want to do a Nigga litmus test just leave a menu to a ChickShack, a DVD of Martin, a copy of King magazine and 40 ounce of Colt 45 on the table..... the Nigga will come out.....trust.....

17. There is not one blueprint for Niggas....Michael Jackson made 'Black or White' for a reason

18. Niggas love Martin because he's like their Jesus......that's why Niggas quote Martin 'til this day....if someone calls you Tommy and claims you aint got no job......RUNNNNNNNNN HE'S A NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!

19.Niggas love to act like their in the club in all aspects of life.....have you ever been to church and left feeling like you just left the club.....I wonder why??????? Did somebody say drop-it like its hot.....NO AUNTIE PEACHES THIS IS MY BAPTISM!!!!!!!!!

20. Lastly, Niggas make the world go around.....but that don't mean that they aint SHIT!!!!!!

White lies & the applicants that tell them

It's hard out here. The job market is no joke and we are in a race to get a good job with benefits along with the rest of the world. So what do you do when desperate times call for desperate measures? You lie...well, at least that's what I do. I have over 7 years of work experience, countless leadership positions, and a Bachelors of Science in Biology and Sociology; which I recently learned doesn't really mean shit now a days. I have gone the complete honest route at first. Even stopped myself from applying to jobs that I wasn't qualified for. Well you know what? FUCK THAT! I'm lying from here on out. I'm not saying I'm going to make up jobs or certifications I never had. That's just down right dishonest. But I will tweek somethings to make myself sound important. If a job requires me to type, well then hey, I shall bump my actual WPM up a couple digits. If they want their applicant to be a mentor, well then hey, those kids I told not to do drugs randomly will be thrown into my resume. If the employer wants the applicant to have supervisor experience, well then hey, I have babysat before and that's supervising. It's a cold world out here folks and I'm going to do what I got to do to get my slice of that 401k. I'm applying to EVERYTHING on monster and careerbuilders. "Want to manage a restaurant and gain a wealth of knowledge on the food industry" SUUUUURE *click send resume* "Have experience doing blood work with elderly patients" HEY I CAN DO THAT *click send resume* "Want to make a great living doing hair in a fast growing salon" DON'T MIND IF I DO *click send resume* It's not a game y'all. I'm not saying follow in my footsteps, because by no means have I ever claimed to be a role model (ok I really did claim that in my resume, but stay focused to the point I am trying to make) but sometimes you have to do what you have to do to survive. Darwin elaborated on survival of the fittest and I am stretching it a little bit to say get that job by any means necessary. Shout outs to Malcolm.

Saint Maury and the lives he's saved

It is 10AM and I am watching Maury. Where I am at Maury comes on 3 times a day; and if given the opportunity I would watch it 3 times a day. Unless they were the episodes that have the celeb look-a-likes, amazing videos, is that a man or a woman, obese 2 year olds and talented kids. I don't really fux with those too much. I am down for the lie detectors and paternity tests though. I have yet to grow tired of the slight pause put on "You are...NOT the father!" and the infamous maury sprint off stage due to shame. I cannot forget the emphasis each guest puts on the percentage of being a million and 52 POINT 9 percent sure he is the father of the baby. The corny little black man that claims he is a counselor but gives out wack advice to guests from the audience like, "Tawanja, you need to drop that zero and get you a hero." Or Ralph, who administers the lie detector test, droppin dime on what the liars confess to him off camera. Or the nasty loose booty teens that come on stage flipping everybody the bird while screaming "You don't know me. You don't know me. I know I look good." While a swole ass D. West runs on stage in a tight sweater vest trying to encourage the teens to have some respect for themselves. That is what I wake up early for. That is what helps me start my day. lol

I completely disagree with those who say Maury is exploiting people through his show. How do you figure that? These people call Maury on their own. He just provides the platform to get their questions answered and for them to tell their business. I for one, would like to start a petition to get Maury Povich a national holiday, preferably in June and close to Fathers Day. I know y'all are probably thinking April what is wrong with you; how is that even logical? Well let me explain.

Maury has helped thousands upon thousands of children find out who their fathers were over the past 2 decades. If these children would have continued to live their lives not knowing who their fathers were they would have a higher chance falling victim to the following things: crime, promiscuity, early parenthood, jail, poor behavior in school, displaced anger, etc. MAURY IS SAVING LIVES!!! That man is a saint in an argyle sweater. He is helping poor little lost babies find out who helped create them, thus helping them establish an identity for themselves, thus lowering the percentage of future hooligans running the street possibly robbing you in a few years. You should be thanking Maury for this. He is preventing one more child from going to prison, therefore helping with the problem of overcrowding prisons and decreasing crime in the street. The government should be overjoyed that 1 man has such an impact and honor him with a holiday. That is the least they could do. I'm just saying...lol. Give the man his props. ShEEsh.

*click on the title of this post to be directed to the Maury show website if you are having trouble with proving the paternity of your child or you think your partner is cheating on you. Maury will be more than happy to assist you* HAHAHAHAHAHA Viva el Maury!!!

Vagina Monologues: A real convo about vajayjays

star22446688: I think one is emotionally cheating with me
Muhlisa: emotionally cheating on u with his gf?
star22446688: Vice Versa
Muhlisa: oooooooooooooooo
Muhlisa: i didnt read it right the first time
Muhlisa: yea girl thats the worst type of cheating
star22446688: I knooooooow
star22446688: Smh
star22446688: Yea its weird
Muhlisa: and yall just chit chat
star22446688: I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate it if she knew how much he talks to me
Muhlisa: is it that they get bored
star22446688: Idk what it is to be honest
Muhlisa: like i was talking to naima and curious why men serial cheat
star22446688: I think its in their blood
star22446688: Its very hard for the average man to commit
Muhlisa: forreal or they just dont have a concious
star22446688: Nah they do
star22446688: But the penis is a powerful convincer
star22446688: And the vagina is a drug
star22446688: Thank gawd I'm not a man
star22446688: Vagina more addictive than crack
Muhlisa: but even ugly face coochie tho
Muhlisa: lmao i believe that
star22446688: Coochie is coochie
star22446688: U don't got to look at it in the dark
Muhlisa: lmao ur right
star22446688: But if it don't have walls and u can echo in it
star22446688: THAT'S the problem
star22446688: Might as well die
Muhlisa: LMAO ya kno i feel bad for women like that cuz then they dont even feel it
star22446688: Nope
Muhlisa: they need to do coochie crunches
star22446688: Its heart breaking
star22446688: Lmao
Muhlisa: lol
star22446688: They need P90x work out
star22446688: For they pus
Muhlisa: lmao
Muhlisa: its not difficult to tighten it up
Muhlisa: just gotta focus
star22446688: Its not but some women aren't blessed
Muhlisa: so sad
star22446688: Its a tragedy actually
star22446688: For all those involved
Muhlisa: lmao ure retared

Fighting to Live or Living to Die

I would love to have a sit down dinner with Karl Marx and Robert Engels in order to get their views on capitalism today. I would consider myself a Marxist and although I would not consider myself Communist I do believe I am a Socialist. As a humanitarian and a broke philanthropist, I am concerned with the human condition. I have Loyola to thank for nurturing this in me. I believe that the state has a responsibility for taking care of its citizens when it comes to healthcare, education, and making sure that everyone can at least start off on the same playing field. Capitalism is doing a great job in widening the gap between lower class and upper class, basically demolishing the middle class in the process. The poor have to work harder and harder just keep their heads above water. Good Times right? Actually, no. The rich are making money off of the poor's fight for survival. This big business is ran by the elite that just so happen to be politicians or just merely--sarcastically speaking--have a hand in politics. So it should be to no one's amazement that laws are created in order to support big business and keep the wealth among the elite. The lower classes become expendable pawns. Their lives are cheap like the products they make. Their lives have no value. The human life holds no worth if the net worth is not up to the par. If one worker does not like their job there are millions more that would kill to be the one chosen to take the vacant position. We dare not complain and just take the scraps that are given to us happily and be merrily on our way. We should be happy just to have a job...which is true BUT there is a major problem when you cannot enjoy life because you are working two jobs to make someone else--who has ample free time to spend--richer and richer and richer. As human beings, I cannot understand why people can just sit idly by and allow others to suffer. Why would anyone be opposed to giving everyone an equal opportunity at obtaining success? Was the civil rights movement completely successful? Because if it were injustices still would not be occurring in the judicial system, police officers would not still be abusing their power, FEMA would not have abandoned thousands to let them marinate in death, and urban schools would not be poorly funded. Minorities are and forever will be victims of their own melanin because their darker skin automatically places them in a category of lower class before they can even open their mouths to show they have a morsel of intelligence. Now I am not saying that minorities should blame "the man" for their failures but they can blame "the man" for failing to give them the same opportunities as their white counterparts who came out the womb with better chances of fulfilling the American Dream. Look into the eyes of a black boy and tell him that either he or one of his best friends will be in jail or dead and there is a slim chance that he will even make it to college. That is his reality where the numbers do not lie and there is not one mathematical equation that can make this situation look better. Because if civil rights were so effective I would be able to walk through my homogeneous white campus without even a thought of them judging me because I am different crossing my mind. Connecting these two points, I am saying that racism correlates with capitalism. I will say that capitalism is keeping the working class oppressed and the upper class enjoying a life of leisure and comfort. It just so happens that the working class is made up mostly of minorities with a couple outliers of white folk thrown in; because if you took statistics you know there are always outliers---> in Lehman's terms, exceptions to the rule. Taking a brief trip into time, capitalism can be clearly seen in slavery. White slave owners profited and built their wealth on the work that their black property did for free. The United States profited from the slave labor, especially the south. You would fight the north too if you found out the president was trying to take away your source of income...I guess. And fight they did. And although they lost the war the benefit of slave labor can be seen today. White slave owners were able to keep their wealth even after defeat where it remained in the family generation after generation; automatically liberating those whose are born into it and shackling others without it to a life of servitude. As long as the earth has been alive, 140 some odd year is an insignificant amount of time and we know evolution takes a while. Whites are beyond more than likely to be born into a household that has money and minorities just simply are not as likely. It is very hard to pull yourself up by the bootstraps when the generations before you were unable to do so and cannot even direct you to where the bootstraps are located. Capitalism people. It is driving a wedge between humanity and empathy because today people are too desensitized to care. I am ashamed to quoted him, but 50 Cent said is best. I am going to get rich or die trying...so I am going to rob these people, sell these drugs, steal this car, overcharge for my products, cut benefit packages, lower wages because I want to get rich or die trying. You tell me what the difference is between a drug dealer and a big business owner. There is none. One is killing people with crack cocaine and the other is killing people because he is too greedy to give his workers healthcare. All is done in the name of capitalism. Others can suffer at the expense of status and what we sociologists call conspicuous consumption. Rich and poor and those in between are obsessed with status and conspicuous consumption, which comes along with wealth. What does a car symbolize? What does clothes symbolize? A house? Name brands? They all express the status of a person. A label of I am better than you. The rich can afford it and the poor strive for it. The working class of the past decades struggle to provide for their children what they were unable to have: status. Now my generation are consumed with conspicuous consumption, which is spending their money on materialistic items that give them status. Why else would a man by a car with rims or a woman buy a $400 handbag? Those things give them status and announces to the world that they are able to spend money on frivolous things that depreciate in value after leaving the store and will not add on to their liquid assets. They got it like that. They are baaaalllllllllliiinnnn. There is a fascination of the rich&famous who are able to afford and waste their wealth on worthless possessions. We want to be like that. We want what they have and statuses like theirs. We are willing to work hours upon hours a day for a salary that is not equal to what we are worth just to obtain an item that tells people we are kind of a big deal so get on my level. All the while making the elite richer in the process, because not only does your labor make the wealthy richer but you are also buying the products that you are making. The same product that cost pennies to make, you are shelling out hundreds and doing it on an income that is not worth a dime. So big business is making back the money they are paying you PLUS more on top of that. A lower class worker trying to live like the rich. Trying to show that he and she are worth something. That they are more than just an employee number on a clock-in sheet. The problem with the world is that people are dependent on status and won't let a human be human. Everyone should be on an equal playing field because we are all simply human beings who deserve respect. Another problem is that the working class will never abolish a system that is causing them more harm than good, because there is a slim chance that same system will make them rich one day too. Capitalism is the enemy of humanity and it will destroy lives if there is an opportunity for profit to be made. Think about it.

Death of the Apostrophe

So we all know them.....they might be in our families....they might be our children, our cousins, shit it even might even be you!!!!!!!!! The apostrophe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but not any ol' apostrophe, the apostrophe that appears in the most randomness places in individuals names. Case in point Za'Ni'yyah (Zah-Ni-Yuh). What the FUCK IS THAT!!!!! I dont mean to be racist....cause I am far from it it....BUT COME THE FUCK ON BLACK PEOPLE....if we dont have enough to burden our children with.....THIS.......

How in the hell do you expect someone to get a job with a name like Dei'Andre (Dee-An-Dray). If I was an employer I would kindly throw your resume in the trash.....I am all for creativity but making up ghetto french ORIGINAL names just shows your level of literacy(which is slim to none).......I am just saying...... why would you do that to someone.....

I wouldnt even be mad if the damn apostrophe made sense but half the time it doesnt....and just because you put a "yah" at the end of your name does not make you original it makes you GHETTO......seriously.......

What worst of all.....is that people look at me why I dont have an apostrophe.....like my name should be Ka'Trina R'oss......come on.......this is just ridiculous....we always talking about giving our children a future....well that future starts with you.......if you want your child to be the next Barack Obama name him something that will not set him up to fail.....because right now having a name like Dei'Andre Hassan D'Angelo Fa'Ruke Jenkins....just aint cutting it......

Death to the Apostrophe....I would say just death to ghetto people but unfortuanately I would lose some family members in the process....so right now we gonna start with baby steps......

let's step our game up in 2010

"I'm not saying Imma Gold Digger, but..." : A Conversation about Sheisty Negroes and Economics.

8:34pmAbrilita
lmaooooooooo

riiiiight

i'll be set

8:34pmKatrina
you sure will

8:35pmAbrilita
all i need to do is have 1 baby

8:35pmKatrina
yep

yep

and you good

throw it in the bag

8:35pmAbrilita
hahahahahah

8:35pmKatrina
her is my platinum card

8:35pmAbrilita
im not sayin im a gold digger but...

8:36pmKatrina
imma authorized user...the bill dont even come in my name

hey hey hey

not a gold digger

8:36pmAbrilita
lmaaaaooo

8:36pmKatrina
I am just not an outreach center

they got community centers for that

I got worry about my future NIGGA

8:37pmAbrilita
right!!!

8:37pmKatrina
gotta keep it real

8:37pmAbrilita
i need liquid assets

8:37pmKatrina

lol

you aight never lied

8:37pmAbrilita
ha!

u a fool

8:37pmKatrina
see what you do is you find a man now and you mold him

8:38pmAbrilita
exactly

8:38pmKatrina
when michelle met barack he was brokie

broke*

8:38pmAbrilita
brooooooooooooke

8:38pmKatrina
all that nigga knew how to do was read

8:38pmAbrilita
and needed a haircut

8:38pmKatrina
hell yes

8:38pmAbrilita
lmfaoooooooooo

8:38pmKatrina
but she saw potential

8:38pmAbrilita
chuuch

8:38pmKatrina
lol

she was like I MIGHT CAN WORK WITH THIS NIGGA

and that exactly what she can do

did*

worked iwth him

I call niggas like that playdough

8:39pmAbrilita
So u sayin I need a nerd dude then

riiiight

8:39pmKatrina
naw just a playdough type nigga

playdough

8:40pmAbrilita
silly putty nigga

8:40pmKatrina
exactly

call you gepato and shit

8:40pmAbrilita
gumby type nigga

hahaha

8:40pmKatrina
exactly

look at barack he president

for real if barack tried to holla at you in the club when he was wack with his mini fro would you have gave him a chance

8:41pmAbrilita
hell nah

8:41pmKatrina
you would have been cracking on his tight ass jeans

8:41pmAbrilita
and now I would be like yoooo

8:42pmKatrina
exactly

8:42pmAbrilita
i could have bagged him

8:42pmKatrina
sure could have

sure could have

8:42pmAbrilita
I would have called him a DAN

8:42pmKatrina
lol

lmao

me too

8:42pmAbrilita
and would have felt beat today

8:42pmKatrina
exactly

8:43pmAbrilita
but come on now man

8:43pmKatrina
when all he needed was some TLC

8:43pmAbrilita
U KNOW damn well

If Barry tried to holla

today

u would be like arrr??

U know they was calling Barack Barry back then

good ol barry

corny as name

**ass

8:45pmKatrina
lmao

Yeah Barry was wack

he was

but he is a poster child of the playdough nigga

8:45pmAbrilita
see its a catch 22 Katrina

8:46pmKatrina
I understand

8:46pmAbrilita
cuz look how looooooong it took Barry to turn into Barack

we gotta call him a trust fund nigga

8:46pmKatrina
yeah it is kinda like a COD account

8:46pmAbrilita
cuz u got to invest now

8:46pmKatrina
lmao

lmao

8:46pmAbrilita
for the benefits later

lmaooooo

8:46pmKatrina
exactly

right right

i mean

8:47pmAbrilita
and it take decades for that shit to happen

we in a recession

8:47pmKatrina
lmao

8:47pmAbrilita
we don't have time

for those type of investments

8:47pmKatrina
I understand you point of view

but it goes back to the black person's philosphy on wealth

8:48pmAbrilita
we looking for check cashing niggas

get ur money right then and there

8:48pmKatrina
I am tired of check cashing niggas

8:48pmAbrilita
BUT u always got to pay a small fee

and the fee is either:

he got kids

8:48pmKatrina
took the words right outta my mouth

8:48pmAbrilita
no job

8:48pmKatrina
or way to many other chicks on the side

8:48pmAbrilita
no education

8:48pmKatrina
exactly

listen

a trust fund nigga if you will

is sooo GRATEFUL that you invested

he aint going no where

no where

he be like baby whateva you like

I got you

cause he secretly knows he was wack

8:50pmAbrilita
true true

8:50pmKatrina
back to barack....why u think he be on michelle like white on rice

8:50pmAbrilita
yo

8:50pmKatrina
and michelle be like aight nigga....we get it "I'm your rock"...

cause she invested


8:51pmAbrilita
u right

he always gazing into her eyes

and michelle do be giving the wateva nigga look

8:51pmKatrina
I know

8:52pmAbrilita
he not lettin that go

8:52pmKatrina
cause he know

8:52pmAbrilita
u right man

8:52pmKatrina
playdough nigga

hey I'm not saying you got to fully invest

8:52pmAbrilita
cod nigga

8:52pmKatrina
a dollar here and there will accumlate interest

you can still have your check cashing nigga

8:52pmAbrilita
right right

8:53pmKatrina
but when it comes time to go to the back just make sure you name is signing the right check

8:53pmAbrilita
touche my nigga

touche

8:53pmKatrina
bank*

8:54pmAbrilita
cuz u know the check cashing nigga is gonna bounce one of these days

then u accumulate all types of penalites

8:54pmKatrina
exactly

all types

8:55pmAbrilita
some chicks even go to jail cuz of bouncing check niggas

they dangerous

8:55pmKatrina
exactly

8:55pmAbrilita
its a federal crime to mess with them

8:55pmKatrina
it really is

8:55pmAbrilita
but we do it anyway

smh

8:55pmKatrina
we do cause they everywhere

cause the thing with a cod nigga

he got good sense he know a good woman when he see one

he do credit checks just like the bank

8:56pmAbrilita
LMAO

8:56pmKatrina
a check cashing nigga dont care

he like your job is your credit

8:56pmAbrilita
lmaoooo

dead

right!!!!

o u got a car

8:56pmKatrina
exactly

8:57pmAbrilita
u get a loan

8:57pmKatrina
exactly

8:57pmAbrilita
he"ll pretend he's urs as long as u paying

8:57pmKatrina
exactly just like rent-a-center

they dont check you credit either

8:58pmAbrilita
this is crazy

it all makes sense



8:59pmAbrilita
I'm tired of these cod niggas I've been messin with

8:59pmKatrina
see you gotta really screen your investments

banks are corrupt too...

8:59pmAbrilita
I declared a chapter 11 bankruptcy and Im starting from scratch

8:59pmKatrina
lol

see I call them Bernie Madoff niggas

9:00pmAbrilita
lol

9:00pmKatrina
they trying to diguse as COD niggas

they worst than check cashing niggas

9:00pmAbrilita
daaamn

9:00pmKatrina
cause they will take you for EVERYTHING

that why you had to file chapter 11

you aint have shit left

you invested so much

9:01pmAbrilita
RIGHT

9:01pmKatrina
thinking it was going to pay off...and you were hoodwinked

Abrilita
Stock Market Niggas
Black Friday Niggas
The Great Depression Niggas

9:05pmKatrina
all them niggas
no good niggas
just like when you invest your money you do your research
you gotta do the same with niggas

9:05pmAbrilita
We gonna call them General Motors Niggas
GM niggas

9:06pmKatrina
GM niggas

9:06pmAbrilita
you think they doing good
and the next day they fall off hard
askin for loans and shit

9:06pmKatrina
and you bailing them out exactly
lol

9:06pmAbrilita
government assistance
lmao yep

9:06pmKatrina
yep
man
number 2 rule
a nigga will always be a nigga despite giving opportunities to rehabilitate himself

9:08pmAbrilita
smh

9:08pmKatrina
lastly niggas aight shit

9:08pmAbrilita
relapse niggas

9:08pmKatrina
aint*

9:08pmAbrilita
and coonery is their drug

9:08pmKatrina
exactly

(pause)....sometimes I just got to vent.....(on with scheduled programming)

Am I an object....you desire embodied...to be paraded around....big ass and titties.... banging body....yeah.....you dont see me as a person.....i am here for your usage...here for your jollies...for you to get off...use me....like you piss in a tiolet....or wipe your ass on tissue...you know what....I HATE YOU!!!!!

listen....

I have thoughts, feelings, desires, and dreams....I am smart...talented....strong...and beautiful.....I do not respond to "HEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHORTY"...you becon dogs....not people.....

but sure.....

I know you blame me....I wear tight jeans....short skirts....i sache around the streets.....I tempt you with flirtaous banter....I wear low cut tops....high inch heels.....I scream of sex......yeah.....I scream of sex...

so you think....

it is okay....to touch my ass when I dont warrant it...you think it is okay to call me a bitch or a hoe...when I dont accept you advances...sure I asked for you to make comments about my body...."YO MA.....LOOK AT THAT ASS"...yeah my genitals dont have a person attached....its just pussy right.....yeah it is my fault....

but when I say no....when I protest.....when I scream out for protection....respect.....

you take my body....it is your prize...you use it...violate it.....touch it...fuck it....and I am left with nothing......

you hurt me.... I'm ugly...worthless...useless..and not marketable.....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

cause I want you to think.....

you have been socialize...to view me this way...you see rappers..icons who sum up a relationship as just a fuck....you see woman greased up.....jazzed up.....the quintessence of a woman.....who does not have voice....her only job to dip it low....push it out....bend over....."so she can get it"......

but I ask you.....

would you want your mom to ..your sister maybe....even your daugther.. to "GET IT".....probably not.....

cause let me state....once again for you.....I AM A PERSON.....my value could not be measured with all the riches in the world......I love....I feel.....I care....

you disgust me....you hurt me....and I am angry......and my voice is silenced ( she mad wack)....my cries not answered (she aint giving up pussy).....my body not respected ( I would fuck the shit out of her)....and you know what.....I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU WITH EVERY BEING THAT IS ME.....I HATE YOU WITH MY SOUL, HEART, AN MIND!!!!!!!

and I hope you are reading this.....because it is dedicated to YOU.....

to you....who ever touched my ass and forced me into a dub...

to you....who ever catergorized me with my body parts instead of my mind....

to you....who ever.....tried to fuck my body....instead of making love to my mind...

to you....who got mad, protested, and crused me..because i didnot want to fuck you, suck you dick....

to you....who made me think that there were only "niggas" out there instead of men.....to you..who inspire younger boys to emulate your behavior...

to you....that made me cry myself to sleep....and think that I was nothing....

to you...that made me question who I am....to make you happy....

to you...

to you....who NEVER HAD respect.....WHO doesnt want to gain respect.....and to you who will forever be lost....

because you willl never know my WORTH......

dedicated to YOU!!!!!!!

Haters?????

I have seen some crazy things in my 23 years of life...a little more than pg-13...some trasher than others...but nevertheless...after a girl has paraded her ass...titties....and other assets for the world to see...and after every "hood nigga" has rep his set, array of money and weed (it stills baffles me how a hood nigga has internet access...he must have a wireless modemn somewhere that corresponds to his block...that made no sense) anywayz...a common theme that i have noticed...is FUCK HATERZ...IF YOU HATER LEAVE....HATER BITCHES MARRY HATER NIGGAS AND HAVE HATER KIDS....BRUSH THE HATERZ OFF...and any other ghetto variation that you can think of that involves around the theme of STOP HATING...

Here is a thought...maybe people arent hating on you...maybe you are just a hot mess...sometimes hate is confused with its close cousin the TRUTH...and it has been my observation that most people who do say stop hating are usually shit warmed over...a mess...torn up...not together..trashy...and with sprinklings of broke....

GETyour life together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...take out the rainbow color weave...stop taking nasty dimple booty shots....your lacefront is hanging on for dear life (you will never be Beyonce)...your boyfriend looks like he got convicted of a myrid of crimes..wifey for lifey (yeah right )...and next time instead of opting to buy the small shirt....GO FOR THE LARGE...guranteed to fit over those fat rolls you got going on....

Niggas i am sure you can fight...i am positive that you are a hustler....you make that money....the ladies love you...you can put on....(you can put in a log cabin somewhere in Aspen right????) and so forth...(insert more ghetto sayings if needed)....blah...blah...blah...blah...(side bar: AMERICA'S MOST RELIABLE IS A RESPECTABLE MANWITH A JOB...)

which brings me to my point...HATING....is just a nice way for the people listed above to rationalize the fact that they are a mess....( hey wateva keeps you from running into busy traffic....and killing yourself)....I WOULD IF I WAS YOU!!!...lol

HOLLA AT SOME CLASS...and listen to your "haters"...they probably have some good self help advice....

i am self proclaimed truth teller....

So we just gonna ignore the "killer" in killer whale?

Today a trainer was drowned by a killer whale in sea world...*ahem* why are people in shock; making statements such as, "He was such a nice whale" and "I did not see this coming." IT IS A DAMN WHALE...a KILLER one at that. That whale is doing what he does best, acting like a blasted killer whale. So why be shocked when he kills something? Its IN his name, feel me?

This whale is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the water. It is known to kill and eat great white sharks, as well as other whales. Would you swim in a tank with a great white? Don't worry I'll wait...........................................................HELL NAH you wouldn't. So why would you swim in a tank with the same dude that EATS great whites for lunch? These are simple questions people.
Plus on top of that, this particular whale has killed 2 other trainers previously. This whale has a rap sheet. This whale had bodies on his record. He is a straight gangsta. Personally, I wouldn't fuck with him.

I feel as though a tad bit of blame should be put on the movie Free Willy, because ever since that whale jumped over them rocks and that little white boy to the soothing melodies of Michael Jackson, the world forgot just how dangerous that animal was. Everything seems harmless when Michael Jackson is playing in the background but do not be fooled. An animal will always act like an animal when given the opportunity. An episode of "When Animals Attack" will remind you of that.

*click on the title of the post to read an article on the event*

How your teeth get you out of jail? Mine don't do anything but chew.

We all know the judicial system is far from perfect and can be bought depending on who is writing the check. But what check and how much did Lil Wayne write out to the judge to get the date he's supposed to go to jail pushed back?

A dentist appointment? Really?

My dude, how fucked up are your teeth? And you telling me he didn't know when he was going to jail so that he couldn't schedule his appointment earlier?

Really? For real though?

So all Tyrone from 21st street in Brooklyn got to do is tell the judge he got to go to the dermatologist real quick because his proactiv ain't working anymore...and the judge is going to be like "Sure Tyrone. Is 2 months enough to get that taken care of?"...... HELL NAH!!! Tyrone ass going to jail THAT day and the judge will be like, "Fuck your blemishes nigga."

It's not like I don't know the judicial system is chopped& screwed...chopped chopped&screeeewwwed but I hate the fact that it is so blatant. The middle and lower class are basically powerless. Rapper or not, Lil Wayne and his retched ass grill should be in jail right next to TI; because we all know a year and a day is a bullshit sentence for a multiple offender who committed a federal crime. If Tyrone has to do a couple years for the same offense then Dwayne and Clifford should be his cell mates.

Real conversation with a DAN on AIM

Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: how u doing

star22446688: I'm good

Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: how was your weekend
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: with ur fine ass

star22446688: It was great

Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: what u doin tonight
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: i miss seein ur fine self
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: can i see u sexyness

star22446688: And do what?

Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: anything u wanna do just chill, or go out it doesnt matter to me

star22446688: I'm busy
star22446688: I don't do things last minute

Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: do what u doing now another time
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: watch a movie? go out
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: give u a massage? drink. it dont matter to me its whateva. can i see u sexyness while u busy
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: or help u with what keeping u busy. at ur service sexy queen

star22446688: Nah I'm good

Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: ill respect ur wishes
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: can i at least hear you beautiful voice.
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: so next time ill set something up ahead

star22446688: I lost my voice

Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: can i call u when it comes back?
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: i would love to make u tea
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: to make ur voice come back
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: whats ur number

star22446688: I'm going to be honest with you...I'm not interested.

Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: ok
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: cool
Th​​ug​​pr​​in​​ce82: whateva makes u happy respect urf wishes

star22446688: Thank u

Why are you so thirsty with all this snow around you?

I am relaxing in my bed watching 30 Days of Night and contemplating this incoming snowstorm that has hit my region for what seems like the 100th time...wondering what my first post shall be about. Then it hits me: DANs.

Let me give you a little back story on how the term DAN came to be. DAN is an acronym for Dehydrated Ass N***a. It was inspired by a Fraternity in Baltimore that is prone to parchness and has yet to seek a glass of water. DANs favorite season is winter despite all of the forms of precipitation surrounding them. To simply put it...they are thirsty and have an unquenchable thirst to harass you until you say "Fuck it, I'll let you holla." They will leap mountains and cross oceans to holla regardless of how desperate it makes them look. So with that being stated let me continue on with my point.

There is a pandemic occurring that I would like to call a "danemic." It is getting out of control and affecting the community in great numbers. It does not discriminate in who it attacks and it can be a lethal encounter. If you see a DAN, RUN! Do not let him engage you in conversation and take all compliments with a grain of salt. Hide your cell phone and any other material that can be used to extract your number, email, or facebook account. And please...I repeat PLEASE, do not let him follow you on twitter. If you show any form of weakness he will take advantage of your sympathy for him and stalk you until you serve him with restraining order papers. Trust me on that one...don't ask questions. If you are cornered by a DAN order him a glass of water before telling him you have to go to the bathroom and then make a quick break for the exit.

You have been warned. *click on the title of this post for a video of a DAN in action*