What the world should have left back in 2009

I know it is basically March, but it is never too late to start doing better.

• Males rockin skinny jeans

• Lying politicians

• Illuminati

• DANs (Dehydrated Ass N****s) and DANeisha’s- there’s no reason to continue to act thirsty in 2010…have a sip of water my dude

• Radio rap music

• Racism

• The act of hating

• The use of the word Swag

• Recession & Unemployment rate

• Wannabe celebrities

• Anything that causes people to classify you as a n****

• Wifin in the club

• High gas prices

• McDouble-how you going to charge me the same amount of what a double cheeseburger used be but take away one slice of cheese?

• Remedial chicks calling themselves “Barbies”

• Making it rain in the club- donate to charity

• Brown people leaving the house without lotion

• White people putting leashes on their offspring

• The late night menu at McDonald’s when all I want is a dollar fry and a mcchicken

• Homemade weaves that look home made

• Dead beat daddies

• Ray-J

• War in the Middle East

• Selfishness and Crab-like mentalities

• N****s that are content with staying in the hood

• Meter maids that write you a ticket as soon as you walk away from your car

• Poor hygiene in the club

• Student loans

• AIDS/HIV and Cancer

• Overpaid athletes and underpaid teachers

• Education gap

• BS charges from cell phone companies

• Gang and Domestic violence

• Police brutality

• Overdraft fees and the banks that allow you to do it

• Trying to introduce me to your penis before introducing yourself

• Having rims and no savings account

• Beyonce

• Fox News

• Flip-flops after October

• Randomly smashin chicks and dudes

• Movie ticket prices

• Volunteering lies and cheating

• Pledging because you’re thirsty for letters…or peen…or cooch…or all 3

• Being fine with mediocrity