Let me give you a little back story on how the term DAN came to be. DAN is an acronym for Dehydrated Ass N***a. It was inspired by a Fraternity in Baltimore that is prone to parchness and has yet to seek a glass of water. DANs favorite season is winter despite all of the forms of precipitation surrounding them. To simply put it...they are thirsty and have an unquenchable thirst to harass you until you say "Fuck it, I'll let you holla." They will leap mountains and cross oceans to holla regardless of how desperate it makes them look. So with that being stated let me continue on with my point.
There is a pandemic occurring that I would like to call a "danemic." It is getting out of control and affecting the community in great numbers. It does not discriminate in who it attacks and it can be a lethal encounter. If you see a DAN, RUN! Do not let him engage you in conversation and take all compliments with a grain of salt. Hide your cell phone and any other material that can be used to extract your number, email, or facebook account. And please...I repeat PLEASE, do not let him follow you on twitter. If you show any form of weakness he will take advantage of your sympathy for him and stalk you until you serve him with restraining order papers. Trust me on that one...don't ask questions. If you are cornered by a DAN order him a glass of water before telling him you have to go to the bathroom and then make a quick break for the exit.
You have been warned. *click on the title of this post for a video of a DAN in action*
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