"I'm not saying Imma Gold Digger, but..." : A Conversation about Sheisty Negroes and Economics.

8:34pmAbrilita
lmaooooooooo

riiiiight

i'll be set

8:34pmKatrina
you sure will

8:35pmAbrilita
all i need to do is have 1 baby

8:35pmKatrina
yep

yep

and you good

throw it in the bag

8:35pmAbrilita
hahahahahah

8:35pmKatrina
her is my platinum card

8:35pmAbrilita
im not sayin im a gold digger but...

8:36pmKatrina
imma authorized user...the bill dont even come in my name

hey hey hey

not a gold digger

8:36pmAbrilita
lmaaaaooo

8:36pmKatrina
I am just not an outreach center

they got community centers for that

I got worry about my future NIGGA

8:37pmAbrilita
right!!!

8:37pmKatrina
gotta keep it real

8:37pmAbrilita
i need liquid assets

8:37pmKatrina

lol

you aight never lied

8:37pmAbrilita
ha!

u a fool

8:37pmKatrina
see what you do is you find a man now and you mold him

8:38pmAbrilita
exactly

8:38pmKatrina
when michelle met barack he was brokie

broke*

8:38pmAbrilita
brooooooooooooke

8:38pmKatrina
all that nigga knew how to do was read

8:38pmAbrilita
and needed a haircut

8:38pmKatrina
hell yes

8:38pmAbrilita
lmfaoooooooooo

8:38pmKatrina
but she saw potential

8:38pmAbrilita
chuuch

8:38pmKatrina
lol

she was like I MIGHT CAN WORK WITH THIS NIGGA

and that exactly what she can do

did*

worked iwth him

I call niggas like that playdough

8:39pmAbrilita
So u sayin I need a nerd dude then

riiiight

8:39pmKatrina
naw just a playdough type nigga

playdough

8:40pmAbrilita
silly putty nigga

8:40pmKatrina
exactly

call you gepato and shit

8:40pmAbrilita
gumby type nigga

hahaha

8:40pmKatrina
exactly

look at barack he president

for real if barack tried to holla at you in the club when he was wack with his mini fro would you have gave him a chance

8:41pmAbrilita
hell nah

8:41pmKatrina
you would have been cracking on his tight ass jeans

8:41pmAbrilita
and now I would be like yoooo

8:42pmKatrina
exactly

8:42pmAbrilita
i could have bagged him

8:42pmKatrina
sure could have

sure could have

8:42pmAbrilita
I would have called him a DAN

8:42pmKatrina
lol

lmao

me too

8:42pmAbrilita
and would have felt beat today

8:42pmKatrina
exactly

8:43pmAbrilita
but come on now man

8:43pmKatrina
when all he needed was some TLC

8:43pmAbrilita
U KNOW damn well

If Barry tried to holla

today

u would be like arrr??

U know they was calling Barack Barry back then

good ol barry

corny as name

**ass

8:45pmKatrina
lmao

Yeah Barry was wack

he was

but he is a poster child of the playdough nigga

8:45pmAbrilita
see its a catch 22 Katrina

8:46pmKatrina
I understand

8:46pmAbrilita
cuz look how looooooong it took Barry to turn into Barack

we gotta call him a trust fund nigga

8:46pmKatrina
yeah it is kinda like a COD account

8:46pmAbrilita
cuz u got to invest now

8:46pmKatrina
lmao

lmao

8:46pmAbrilita
for the benefits later

lmaooooo

8:46pmKatrina
exactly

right right

i mean

8:47pmAbrilita
and it take decades for that shit to happen

we in a recession

8:47pmKatrina
lmao

8:47pmAbrilita
we don't have time

for those type of investments

8:47pmKatrina
I understand you point of view

but it goes back to the black person's philosphy on wealth

8:48pmAbrilita
we looking for check cashing niggas

get ur money right then and there

8:48pmKatrina
I am tired of check cashing niggas

8:48pmAbrilita
BUT u always got to pay a small fee

and the fee is either:

he got kids

8:48pmKatrina
took the words right outta my mouth

8:48pmAbrilita
no job

8:48pmKatrina
or way to many other chicks on the side

8:48pmAbrilita
no education

8:48pmKatrina
exactly

listen

a trust fund nigga if you will

is sooo GRATEFUL that you invested

he aint going no where

no where

he be like baby whateva you like

I got you

cause he secretly knows he was wack

8:50pmAbrilita
true true

8:50pmKatrina
back to barack....why u think he be on michelle like white on rice

8:50pmAbrilita
yo

8:50pmKatrina
and michelle be like aight nigga....we get it "I'm your rock"...

cause she invested


8:51pmAbrilita
u right

he always gazing into her eyes

and michelle do be giving the wateva nigga look

8:51pmKatrina
I know

8:52pmAbrilita
he not lettin that go

8:52pmKatrina
cause he know

8:52pmAbrilita
u right man

8:52pmKatrina
playdough nigga

hey I'm not saying you got to fully invest

8:52pmAbrilita
cod nigga

8:52pmKatrina
a dollar here and there will accumlate interest

you can still have your check cashing nigga

8:52pmAbrilita
right right

8:53pmKatrina
but when it comes time to go to the back just make sure you name is signing the right check

8:53pmAbrilita
touche my nigga

touche

8:53pmKatrina
bank*

8:54pmAbrilita
cuz u know the check cashing nigga is gonna bounce one of these days

then u accumulate all types of penalites

8:54pmKatrina
exactly

all types

8:55pmAbrilita
some chicks even go to jail cuz of bouncing check niggas

they dangerous

8:55pmKatrina
exactly

8:55pmAbrilita
its a federal crime to mess with them

8:55pmKatrina
it really is

8:55pmAbrilita
but we do it anyway

smh

8:55pmKatrina
we do cause they everywhere

cause the thing with a cod nigga

he got good sense he know a good woman when he see one

he do credit checks just like the bank

8:56pmAbrilita
LMAO

8:56pmKatrina
a check cashing nigga dont care

he like your job is your credit

8:56pmAbrilita
lmaoooo

dead

right!!!!

o u got a car

8:56pmKatrina
exactly

8:57pmAbrilita
u get a loan

8:57pmKatrina
exactly

8:57pmAbrilita
he"ll pretend he's urs as long as u paying

8:57pmKatrina
exactly just like rent-a-center

they dont check you credit either

8:58pmAbrilita
this is crazy

it all makes sense



8:59pmAbrilita
I'm tired of these cod niggas I've been messin with

8:59pmKatrina
see you gotta really screen your investments

banks are corrupt too...

8:59pmAbrilita
I declared a chapter 11 bankruptcy and Im starting from scratch

8:59pmKatrina
lol

see I call them Bernie Madoff niggas

9:00pmAbrilita
lol

9:00pmKatrina
they trying to diguse as COD niggas

they worst than check cashing niggas

9:00pmAbrilita
daaamn

9:00pmKatrina
cause they will take you for EVERYTHING

that why you had to file chapter 11

you aint have shit left

you invested so much

9:01pmAbrilita
RIGHT

9:01pmKatrina
thinking it was going to pay off...and you were hoodwinked

Abrilita
Stock Market Niggas
Black Friday Niggas
The Great Depression Niggas

9:05pmKatrina
all them niggas
no good niggas
just like when you invest your money you do your research
you gotta do the same with niggas

9:05pmAbrilita
We gonna call them General Motors Niggas
GM niggas

9:06pmKatrina
GM niggas

9:06pmAbrilita
you think they doing good
and the next day they fall off hard
askin for loans and shit

9:06pmKatrina
and you bailing them out exactly
lol

9:06pmAbrilita
government assistance
lmao yep

9:06pmKatrina
yep
man
number 2 rule
a nigga will always be a nigga despite giving opportunities to rehabilitate himself

9:08pmAbrilita
smh

9:08pmKatrina
lastly niggas aight shit

9:08pmAbrilita
relapse niggas

9:08pmKatrina
aint*

9:08pmAbrilita
and coonery is their drug

9:08pmKatrina
exactly