Friday, April 22, 2011

Is this my Life?

For those that do not know I am a manager of a group home for the mentally disabled. Now what pops in your head for mentally disabled is not the kind of people that I deal with. My residents do not look disabled at first glance...it is until they open their mouths to say something or have a behavior that you would be like "whoa, something is a little off with this person." I say that to give a little background to the story that I am about to tell.
So I get a call to go pick up one of my resident's from her boyfriend's house. I go and pick her up. She hops in the suv and we on our way back to the group home. I made the mistake of asking her how her night went with her man. *sigh*
She goes on to tell me how this other girl was at her man's place when she got there and she went off. Told the chick that no girl can please her man like she can and that the girl can't deepthroat like her. *crickets*

Really? ... Really?

What am I about to write may warrant a side eye but please put yourself in my shoes. I am in a SUV...with a mentally disabled woman...being told how no one can deepthroat like her. And the first thought that pops in my head is, "Is this my life?" I gotta get on my Sam Cooke so that a change can come.


1 comment:

  1. what if no one can deep throat like her?? I mean really, what if she has the deep throating championship?? What if she can unhook her jaw like a snake type shit and make a dude's toes break off. Justsayin

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