WHERE THE FUCK IS WALDO????????

"I'm limited edition"



Disclaimer: I am not cocky, nor do I claim bird sayings like "I'm the baddest bish" or "Five Star Chick". I am just a young motivated lady that knows and understands my worth.


When I was a little girl my mother use to tell me that no amount of diamonds, rubies, or pearls could surpass my worth so just like you dont give the Hope Diamond to any passing negreaux you dont give your body, mind, and spirit to the first person who tells you....that you are cute...


However, in my recent experiences I just feel the game has changed and what use to consitute a lady has now been replaced with BIRD....


Bird (n) [brrrrrrrrr-arrrrrrd] 1. a female that parades herself in a manner that is thirsty for attention. 2. any female that bargains sexual favors for advancements in the social latter 3. Any female that allows a man to use her like she is disaposable. 4. Any female that engages in foolish talk on social networking sites to spark facebook drama, baby momma drama, friend drama, or drama drama.

Now I myself am a college educated woman, I work a full-time job, in grad school full-time, work an internship part-time, got my own place, bank accounts, etc. And I am highly offended when first meeting a guy and he engages in bird-calling...

Bird-calling (v) [brrrrrrr-arrrrrrrd kul-all-eeeeee-gu] the act of attracting birds

"Excuse me sir....I am a lady...." why do I have to check you.....why do I have to give you the side-eye when you ask me "Can I comeover and chill" or "Oh you got body shots cause I aint see none on fb" " WHAT NIGGGGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! I JUST MET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just get disgusted....

In a world full of bitties....it is like WHERE'S WALDO TO FIND A REAL WOMAN...

I am not into man bashing either...BUT COME ON SOOOOOOONNNNNN.......

Disclamier: I have met bitties on all academic, class, socio-economic, and racial levels....and the bar has been set so low.....its victim has no face....

In a ideal world.....
Man sees Woman
Man approaches Woman
Man compliments Woman
Woman accepts man's advances
Man asks Woman on a date
Man and Woman converse on the phone (about goals, bust a joke or two, NOTHING SEXUAL)
Man and Woman go out
Man drops Woman off
Man calls Woman in the morning

Rinse and repeat....

Then decisions can be made about a possible real relationship blossoming, ya'll resolve to be friends, or deuces are chucked....

I am just not going to be able to do it.....