Classic: The BEST Facebook status conversation EVER!!! *If you have a heart condition please don't read*
TeeKay:>>> :/ .... DeeJay get outta here..."i'm a breath away from giving up on these black men" lol...convos w my lover.....you a mess!
May 31 at 10:42pm · Comment · LikeUnlike
- DeeJay: all we need now is Katrina with the "f* that N*"
TeeKay: man basher...lol
Katrina Ross: LMAOOOOOOOOO yeah ::::inserted FUCK THAT NIGGA....NIGGAS AINT SHIT::::
Katrina Ross: Ps: I did peep that status....and the first thing I thought about was not FUCK that Nigga....but please let DeeJay get her money up and get out the house....cause when a nigga start dedicating statuses to individuals....that nigga must be BORED....
TeeKay: yoooo..don't start that ish on my wall lmaoooo...i don't have a problem with dudes..they iight in my book!..so bitter...smh haha
Katrina Ross: LMAOOO.....hey hey....I majored in Niggas...I got a PH.D in niggerology (hence my dissertation entitled the "The Niggerism Factors: A comparative study" along with my colleague DeeJay) and I will be the first to say there are some niggas that get an "iight" pass.....
TeeKay: I only minored in niggerology...However, I pride myself on the various field studies that I conducted..and I also plan to further my education by attending your next seminar..when will that be? lol
Katrina Ross: We are currently conducting a research study in its infancy entitled "Niggas: Ya'll got jobs???" which explores niggas in professional settings....that is taking up a majority of time...however if you would like to have more field experience I will gladly take you on as a research assistant....
Katrina Ross: You are also welcomed to join DeeJay's study..."Making a Nigga into a house wife" which is powerpoint presentation that teaches individuals how to calm down the thristy and teaches niggas to learn how to take a drink of water.....
Kaliqua Youngblood: LMMFAO this is hilarious...however, I would like to attend the next seminar...
DeeJay: My seminar involves walking tours where we study "niggas" in their natural habitat - Popeyes, back alleys playing dice, DTLR and other Footwear warehouses, barbershops, strip clubs, and at church (<-though only a rare breed attend). Please ...get your permission slips signed by your parents. You will need gloves (don't wanna leave prints on anything niggas are involved with), Jordans (cause ya gotsta blend in, ya dig), and dark glasses (so they wont notice us observing). Please do not bring/wear anything that may smell like marijuana or fried chicken as this may distract the species from his natural activities.
DeeJay: Also the second part of my seminar is guaranteed to get you breakfast in bed...eggs and waffles, anyone???
Katrina Ross: Please Please ladies....DON'T FEED THE NIGGAS.....they will follow you home....won't leave your couch for weeks....you will have miscellaneous credit card charges for jordans, play station 3, and summer jam tickets....and somehow...there will never be any koolaid (even if you don't drink the shit)
DeeJay: Also do not wear any flashy gold jewelry. We fear that our students may be robbed and their jewels melted down to make "Grills" otherwise known as gold toofs.
DeeJay: There will be a rigorous training camp before we set out in the "field." I want my students to be impervious to Fitteds and Jordans
*cough April cough*
Katrina Ross:Yes....there will be a six week training camp where you will be confronted with the sexiest types of niggas....you will have to be able to resist the "lip lick"....the "wats good"....the "eye stare"....the "freshness"....the imfamous "SWAG".......
There will be a final.....
DeeJay: word is bond, i think the "lip lick" may just be hardest one of all. You ever notice how LL's lips never looked chapped.
Katrina Ross: That is why the "lip lick" will be the final.....and yes my nig....LL's lips are always quite moisturized....
DeeJay: do you think he uses carmex or blistex?
DeeJay: or maybe he uses pure aloe that grows in his back yard.
Katrina Ross: Good ol' Vaseline my nig.....take that shit back to elementary school
Katrina Ross: Pure Aloe though....yoooooooo go get me an Aloe leaf so I can grind this shit up real quick....STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
DeeJay: but feel me though: he couldnt possibly be using anything on the market cause i done seent so many male celebrities with some dry ass lips (i.e Jamie Fox, Dave Chappelle). Vaz-lean is only a dollar a tube...LL got pure aloe
DeeJay: And this is case in point of why we need a boot camp....some will go into the field...not all will make it out (just dont put him under your car or life insurance policy).
Katrina Ross: yeah you right....you right...LL got that pure aloe shit that is grown on the hills of Africa....where only children under the age of 8 can pick it to guarantee freshness....
DeeJay: LLLMMMMMAAAOOOOO....seeds gotta be prayed over by a medicine man to ensure the utmost suppleness
Martina Carter: WWWWTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Katrina Ross: You trying to be apart of the seminar as well....Martina....
April OchoSiete: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I hate y'all so much...I mean with the UPMOST hatred.
And I do not like how my name was inserted in mid-cough. Get some damn tussin if your throat dry DeeJay.
Katrina Ross: LMAOOOOOOOOOO tussin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop......iCANT.....
TeeKay: yep...tussin ...it sits in between the Wal-itin and Wal-quil at your local Walgreens
Koye Berry: "DONT FEED THE NIGGAS." I want that on a t-shirt, and I want it by 5pm Thursday.
April OchoSiete: Hahaha I want that on a fitted since I'm so partial to them
DeeJay: my throat is well moisturized. I gotta 24 pack of water i keeps with me, ya dig. April is one of those that may not make it out the field. Notice the defense mechanism, and the speedy admission to fittedophilia
Robert Beverly: WOW, I was told by N. Dot that i needed to read this post due to its blackening comments towards my sex.I am deeply ashamed by this display of Coonery, and Porch Monkeydum. This is a perfect example of Jigabooism!
FYI, the term Jigabooism describes the condition or characteristics displayed by an individual or group who defame, distort or degrade the worth and potential of another individual/group through the means of berating, slander, and physical/ mental abuse. Due to the Psychological condition of those who are involved/ instigate in Jigabooisms, they themselves display some of the same characteristic in which they condemn. Thus creating a cycle of self hatred and loathing.
Although 99% of these malign comments do not apply to me, I am familiar with the pain that comes with such vilifying remarks. As a result, I must come to the defense of the victims in this matter.
As I hold a PH.D in Nigganometry, as well as a Masters in Primatology (the study of primates...an actual study), I implore you all to renounce your ways. You are all dangerously close to becoming Bojangloids!
Heed my warnings.
Sincerely,Dr. Robert W. Beverly
April OchoSiete: Who asked this kneegah for an opinion?
Robert Beverly: Listen here u Knuckle dragging banana curling jungle bunny, I do what I WANT!!!!!!
Katrina Ross: Dr. Beverly excuse me....please sip on some red koolaid w/ your box o' three wings and a biscuit...and enjoy the cool sounds of Gucci Mane....CAUSE NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April OchoSiete: Dr. Beverly please sit ur late night bet uncut watchin pelle pelle rockin "I put on oils cuz I can't afford cologne" oletsdoit negra ass down.
Katrina Ross: Pelle Pelle????LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! iCANT.....This nigga is Karl Kani sweat suit wearing...FUBU rocking....I copped those new Fila jawns cause they look like Pradas ass nigga.....
Robert Beverly: FYI, u would be sitting right next to me on the stoop, with ur hair wrapped in a multi-colored scarf, wearing chinese slippers, smelling like Dr. Miracle, eating oodles & noodles...And I am deeply offended that u would associate me with a chimpanzee like Gucci Mane!
April OchoSiete: Hahahahahahahahahaha he rockin Fada's tho? Lmao. This Kneegah is a 2 for 1 chicken box coupon totin...what is that velvet imitation felt jacket rockin... Can I get 20 cent towards my bus pass askin...what's that slight breeze on my neck ass... kneegah
Robert Beverly: WOW, I gotta rock Karl Kani and FUBU's and Fila in 2010 though...that hurts!Get yah Reebok Classics (no ankle support and they look like thick socks) rockin, 'my lip gloss is poppin' but Im too damn old to be wearing, "Im Gonna Get You Sucka" fake nail poppin, Treasured Locks hair vitamin - under the weave using, buckshot comb teeth breaking, when it rains I get an instant frow asses up outta here!!! Lookin like u got ants having a cookout on the back of ur neck!!!
Katrina Ross: Get yahhhh....sweat rag rocking.....I wear galaxy tees cause I want to...."Hold up while I put some minutes on my phone"....I cookout on my front porch on my rite aid copped grill...waiting on my grandmommmma social security check so I can re-up on my do-rag collection asssss outttttta here...while you at it wipe that chicken grease of your fingers cause you dont wanna mess up your new velor/velvet Phat Pharm sweat suit ...cause you know your baby momma Na-Nae spent good money for that shit at Forman Mills.....stop playing.....
April OchoSiete: Lmmmmaaaaaaaaooooooooooooo I HATE YOU KATRINA ahahahahahahahahaha
Koye Berry: This should be the only status thread on Facebook.
April OchoSiete: That's how u feel Rob? U coooold blooded, with your no waves but always smelling like Duke grease wearing..."These 20's...ok no they aint 20's, they 15's but I keep 'em clean tho" rims on the geo metro sportin...the layer of dust on my body is too thick to really get zestfully clean havin...DTLR shorts to my ankle tube socks and nike boots rockin on the hottest day in June wearing... Let me see which white tee imma wear today chosin...Imma Maury baby daddy celebrity actin...somebody jiggle the antenna so I can see Jerry Springer clearly ass nigga.
Katrina Ross: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Robert Beverly: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Im at work on hold, trying not to laugh, and my eyes are getting all watery.....I hate yall soooo much right now!And how u gonna try to play me when the heels of ur feet look like you were chauffeuring Fred Flintstone around Bedrock all day in a car with no floor! Look like u were beatin ur feet on limestone! Why ur knees look like ur were kneading fresh wonder bread dough - like u were Chuck Norris side kicking brick walls! Get outta here wit yah ranch sunflower seed chewin, got two different colors of black weave in ur hair havin, forever havin new growth the day after u get a perm havin, elbows as black as charcoal brickets lookin, I got 5 kids and 4 babies daddies havin, bright ass crayon weave with the tacky 4 inch long dracula nails havin, On Maury Povich for the 3rd time cause u still dont know who ur next babies daddy is, C-section - lookin like ur stomach got a koolaid smile ass up outta here!!!!
April OchoSiete: Rob I think you forgot who me and katrina are. You been so ghost wherever u hibernate at that we barely see u. We from jersey son. So let me remind you...you drakkar smellin, malt lica drinkin, still tryna use Oprah free chicken coupon totin...knuckles smellin like fish grease cuz there's no lotion potent enough smellin...wash the kool-aid stain from around ur mouth lookin...Free Weezy F. Baby chantin...buy 1 abortion get 1 free for you baby mama havin...I still record my favorite songs on my cassette tape playin...if I just add some extension to my cornrolls the ladies will think that I have hangtime plottin...I went to college just to get a facebook actin...King magazine is classic quality literature thinkin...I hope I'll meet one of my daddies some day wishin...to make a wish foundation lookin ass nigga
DeeJay: i wanna print this and carry it around in my pocket for those rainy days.
DeeJay: But y Rob tryna get self righteous when he know he prolly got a little bottle of hot sauce tucked away in his desk drawer at work.
Katrina Ross: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....make a wish foundation lookin asss niggga......iCANT....
April OchoSiete: iCANT right now. I'm trying to muffle my laughter at work. I just need to go ahead and clock out. There's no way I can help the children today.
Katrina Ross: Rob sippin on a bottle of hotsauce right now.....as we speak....cause that just how much a nigga he is.....and I am done.....
April OchoSiete: And he got an emergency chicken box on reserve in the drawer where he keeps his "desk supplies"...I'm done as well.
Robert Beverly: I'm mad cause yall jumpin me out here, but it aint nothing. Yall forgot that Im from the Bricks son. yall betta go ahead wit ur putting a piece of cardboard in ur shoe cause I can see through the soles of ur sneaker having, British Knight - even though u haven’t seen them in stores for over a decade – rockin, I use Ranch Dressing like ketchup ass, Drinkin Mad Dog 20/20 like it’s a fine wine sippin, Smellin like Vicks vabor rub cause u ran out of deodorant using, hella baby powder showing at the top of ur chest during the summer-talkin but u tryna stay dry lookin, Breath smell like Rap Snack chips & peanut chews eatin, C&C soda and vodka mixin, Vaseline on ur face looking like a bojangles doll moisturizing,Mad cause my hair grows faster than urs hatin,Grease stains on ur spaghetti string top cause u just copped 4 wings and fries for $2 havin,‘Raise ur hand if ur sure’ but u cant - pit stains in ur club dress havin, fake door knocker earing rockin, why ur momma try to get creative wit ur name - extra vowels havin, ankle bracelet too tight wearin, hands feel like Brillo pads - go get some damn cocoa butter - havin, u shoulda probably ran that razor over ur arm pits one more time shavin, dirt ring around the bottom of ur bath tub havin dirty ass!!!! Stop playin, cause u got a green ring around your neck b/c of ur techno-bond gold plated chain from home shoppin network!!! u mad cause u dont drink koolaid, u drink Magic-Aid cause its 3 cents cheaper!!!!
April OchoSiete O shit. Rob sound mad lmaooooooo
Robert Beverly: Lmao, Nah april, I ain't mad....im havin a blast! It's all in good gun. y'all made my work day!!!!
Katrina Ross: Rob is soooo madd.....Rob mad ....cause he had to eat "fruit rings" as a child cause he couldnt afford fruit loops....he mad cause he rocked pro wings all through middle school and the kids use to hike on his homemade fade that his uncle LeLe... use to do in his grandmommmmmmma kitchen...he mad cause he use to have to rock church shoes with his jeans cause his momma couldnt put together the change for some J's and he wanted to "dress up" too...ohhhhh yeah he mad.....he mad cause til this day he use vaseline as lotion.....he mad he had to steal his little brother bike when he was like 6'1" so he use to just drag his feet and yell to his friends "YALL GO HEAD!!!!"....Rob is really mad....cause he knock off everything....NIGGA WHAT THE HELL IS US POLO ASSN....AND TOMMY BOY???? Idk ask Rob
Robert Beverly: Fun*
April OchoSiete: Only a kneegah would write gun instead of fun unconsciously.
Katrina Ross: touche.....I am offically done now....good laugh folks
Katrina Ross ps: There is so much nigggerdom on this page I got to make the world right again....enjoy
April OchoSiete: Kudos everybody.
DeeJay: this post kinda made me hungry. Yall remember when bubaloos and chiclets were 5cents. what happened to those days???
Robert Beverly: George Bush happened to those days!! And my phone auto correct gun instead of fun for some reason. Thanks ladies for an extremely entertaining work day!!!
April OchoSiete: So ur phone is a nigga...It must be a cricket. lol ok I'm officially done.
TeeKay: ooohhh emmmm geeeee!!!!!!!!! i just got home from work and DIIIIEEEDDDDD!!!! lmaooo!!!
N. Dot: coming through mad late but f it, that's negro time for you. so can all you birds go somewhere with your missy elliot fingers waves having, "no scrubs" and "bills bills bills" singing, picking oyur nose and calling it gold digging asses home before the bus stops running? thanks. ps consider the irony that y'all are talking about only dating a dude that drives while you're standing at the bus stop. i'm just saying.
Alejandro El Santos: damn 70 comments? i just had to b apart of fb history
CarlJared Cj Northrop: lol. i didnt even read it all. i read some of it and died. yall are too much. iCant.
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