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Stale Dounuts....

Ever walked into Dunkin Donuts around 6pm and you spot the strawberry frosted w/sprinkles!!!!!! and instantly your mouth waters....you have feelings of euphoria....and thoughts automatically go to how this dounut is about to be the BOMB.COM.....

Until.....

You bite the shit and it is STALE!!!!! Instantly you experience euphoria let down....feelings of disappointment..anger for wasting your 1.00 flood your head...and most of all...YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED!!!!!!!!!

I feel like my dating life has been one big stale ass dounut...I mean come oooooooonnnnn sonnnnnn.....now I am no stranger to the game.....I have dated plenty of nigga, cornball, loser, double loser, poser, and creeper (with sprinklings of positive experiences)....however I feel at 25+ a dude just has to do better.....

I mean on paper he look good....got a job, car, own spot, bank account, five year plan (the basics) shit this nigga even read a few books and can tell you about something random like spit information about the hanging gardens of Babylon (booofffff)

But

When you probe into the rabbit hole one begins to realize that although a nigga resume has passed the usual initial dating walls....He failed to pass the interview....He is a loser just like the rest.....just he has successfully learned how to suppress his core nigga to the point of the fourth or fifth date....

I really be like Damn yooooooo.....how am I here again....how did I make the same missteps and how am I utterly disgusted with this dude.....

Chasing a feeling....
Hoodwinked....

Moral of the story....I do not pass go and collect 200 dollars.....

I cannot even blame the dude though....

Just like I should have known better to buy donuts at 6pm thinking it was going to be fresh.....I should be wiser and know by now that everything that glitters is not gold...(forgive the cliche)