I can't stand ya'll

I guess Niggas serve a purpose in this world......and by PURPOSE I mean kinda like we need Satan to know there is a God....we need to shit so we wont die from infection....we need to have meaningless conversations with people....just to save face.....

But I really cant stand Niggas.....like all types of niggas...Asian niggas.....White niggas...Hispanic niggas....Black niggas...professional niggas......if you a nigga 9 times out of 10 I have given you the side eye......but on to my point...

Here's a nice list that itemizes reasons why I hate niggas and why you should consider hating them too!!!!

1. A nigga will always be a nigga even when given opportunities to reform himself

2. Is it G or is it me? A nigga will try to say the right things at the right time and ALWAYS for self-gratifying reasons

3. Niggas aint shit

4. If a nigga lies to you he will never admit the truth even if caught red handed.....
*case study*
JaQuiesha has been noticing money has been missing from her purse. One day after work she catches her boyfriend FoQuan taking ten dollars out her purse and putting it into his pockets. When questionned FoQuan responded "I was putting the money in my pocket so whoever stealing from you wont know where to find ya money".....NIGGA WHAT!!!!!!!!

5. Niggas dont have any goals. Like their dream is to become a basketball star but they cant dribble a ball

6. A nigga always got a hook-up....or vice-versa trying to get a hook-up....NO NIGGA MY DENTIST DOES NOT DO FREE FRONTS IF YOU WASH HIS CAR!!!!!

7. Niggas ask to borrow the most random things...can I borrow 20 cent (true story)

8. Have you ever been in the club and felt a slight breeze on your neck....IT WAS A NIGGA

9. Niggas MAY be the most fresh person you have ever laid eyes on.....but more than likely he cashes his check at the Check Cashing Place......He does not know how to open a savings account.....and his idea of a long term plan is.....getting a new monthly bus card.....

10. NIGGAS have pre-paids......if a gentleman approaches you with a Boost mobile phone......RUNNNNNNNNN HE'S A NIGGGGGGA!!!!!!!!!!!

11. You will never see where a nigga lives....you know why???? because he is probably living with his momma, grandmomma, or baby momma......so he will drop lines like "I am trying comeover and chill with you"or "yeah I am at my homeboy's house"......(sidenote: If a nigga ALWAYS has a "homeboy" or "homegirl" that lives in your area.....dont fall into the trap...this is sign of a DAN)

12. A nigga might have a car.....but dont get in....It is a set up

13. A Nigga 100% of the time has a baby momma(s)....and she is 95% of the time full of drama.....

14. Niggas are funny and are a good source of entertainment.....I mean only with a nigga can you have a good spade game..... (I only claim this one positive aspect of Niggerism because....I am self-proclaimed truth teller)

15. Some niggas dont even know they niggas......

16. There are niggas that claim to be professional but if you want to do a Nigga litmus test just leave a menu to a ChickShack, a DVD of Martin, a copy of King magazine and 40 ounce of Colt 45 on the table..... the Nigga will come out.....trust.....

17. There is not one blueprint for Niggas....Michael Jackson made 'Black or White' for a reason

18. Niggas love Martin because he's like their Jesus......that's why Niggas quote Martin 'til this day....if someone calls you Tommy and claims you aint got no job......RUNNNNNNNNN HE'S A NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!

19.Niggas love to act like their in the club in all aspects of life.....have you ever been to church and left feeling like you just left the club.....I wonder why??????? Did somebody say drop-it like its hot.....NO AUNTIE PEACHES THIS IS MY BAPTISM!!!!!!!!!

20. Lastly, Niggas make the world go around.....but that don't mean that they aint SHIT!!!!!!